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cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

amoying:

pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing

90schild:

I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”