Madelyn
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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

deezyville:

Go ahead and nail me to the cross…but Beyonce looks like:

  • She’s holding that yella baby up in the window for hostage negotiators to see she ain’t fuckin’ round.
  • Her final form is Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean.

darachtheboat:

one of the best moments in television history 

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

troyesivan:

worth it

byrongraffiti:

Iconic

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

ruinedchildhood:

at da club

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her