Madelyn
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scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him